Jokes: The Indians

One day a Florist goes for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the Barber and the barber replies: ‘I am Sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community Service’. The Florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning the Barber goes to open his shop,there is a Thank you Card and a dozen roses waiting at hisdoor.

A Cop goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the Barber and the barber replies: ‘I am Sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community Service’. The Cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is a Thank you Card and a dozen Doughnuts waiting at his door.

An Indian Engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the Barber and barber replies; ‘I’m Sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community Service’. The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, What does he find there? Scroll down for the answer.

A Dozen Indians waiting for a free haircut…… :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Jokes:Train Tickets

Three engineers and three accountants were traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each bought tickets and watched as the three engineers bought only one ticket. “How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?” asked an accountant.”Watch and you’ll see”, answered an engineer.

They all boarded the train. The accountants took their respective seats, but the three engineers all crammed into a rest room and closed the door behind them. Shortly after the train departed, the conductor came around collecting tickets. He knocked on the restroom door and said, “Ticket, please”. The door opened just a crack and a single arm emerged with a ticket in hand. The conductor took it and moved on. The accountants saw this and agreed it was a quite clever idea.

So, after the conference, the accountants decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all that). When they got to the station, they bought a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers didn’t buy a ticket at all. “How are you going to ride without a ticket”? said one perplexed accountant.”Watch and you’ll see”, answered an engineer. When they boarded the train, the three accountants crammed into a restroom and the three engineers crammed into another one nearby. The train departed. Shortly afterward, one of the engineers left his restroom and walked over to the restroom where the accountants were hiding.

He knocked on the door and said, “Ticket, please”. ….

WeddingQuery. …… ……. (SQL Style)

WeddingQuery. …… ……. (SQL Style) 

CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage BrideGroom Male (25) , Bride Female(20) AS BEGIN SELECT Bride FROM india_ Brides WHERE FatherInLaw = ‘Millionaire’   AND Count(Car) > 20   AND HouseStatus =’ThreeStoreyed’ AND BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH ,BE ,Degree ,MCA ,MiBA) AND Having  Brothers= Null   AND Sisters =Null

SE LECT
Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalan ce FROM FatherInLaw    
UPDATE
MyBankAccout SET MyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal
UPDATE
MyLocker SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherInLawGold
INSERT INTO
MyCarShed VALUES (‘BMW’)
END
GO

Then the wife writes the below query:

DROP
HUSBAND;
Commit;