One day a Florist goes for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the Barber and the barber replies: ‘I am Sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community Service’. The Florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning the Barber goes to open his shop,there is a Thank you Card and a dozen roses waiting at hisdoor.
A Cop goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the Barber and the barber replies: ‘I am Sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community Service’. The Cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is a Thank you Card and a dozen Doughnuts waiting at his door.
An Indian Engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the Barber and barber replies; ‘I’m Sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community Service’. The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, What does he find there? Scroll down for the answer.
A Dozen Indians waiting for a free haircut…… :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Three engineers and three accountants were traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each bought tickets and watched as the three engineers bought only one ticket. “How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?” asked an accountant.”Watch and you’ll see”, answered an engineer.
They all boarded the train. The accountants took their respective seats, but the three engineers all crammed into a rest room and closed the door behind them. Shortly after the train departed, the conductor came around collecting tickets. He knocked on the restroom door and said, “Ticket, please”. The door opened just a crack and a single arm emerged with a ticket in hand. The conductor took it and moved on. The accountants saw this and agreed it was a quite clever idea.
So, after the conference, the accountants decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all that). When they got to the station, they bought a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers didn’t buy a ticket at all. “How are you going to ride without a ticket”? said one perplexed accountant.”Watch and you’ll see”, answered an engineer. When they boarded the train, the three accountants crammed into a restroom and the three engineers crammed into another one nearby. The train departed. Shortly afterward, one of the engineers left his restroom and walked over to the restroom where the accountants were hiding.
He knocked on the door and said, “Ticket, please”. ….
A professor at the University is giving a seminar on the supernatural.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks them, “How many folk here believe in ghosts?”
About 80 students raise their hands. “That’s a good start,” says the professor, “For those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you’ve ever seen a ghost?”
About 40 students raise their hands.
“That’s really good,” continues the professor, “I’m really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?”
15 students raise their hands.
“That’s a great response,” remarks the impressed professor, “has anyone here ever touched a ghost?”
3 students raise their hands.
“Brilliant. But let me ask you one question further…
Have any of you ever been intimate with a ghost?”
One of his students from a Redneck state raises his hand.
The professor is astonished. He takes off glasses, takes a step back, and says, “Son, all the years I’ve been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed that.
You’ve got to come up here and tell us about your experience.” The redneck student replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor asks, “Well, tell us what it’s like to have made love to a ghost.”
The student replies, “Ghost?!? Dang it!… I thought you said goats.”
A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw .
As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, “You Chinese people bombed our , get outta here.”
The astonished Chinese man replied, “It was not the Chinese who bombed your , it was the Japanese”.
“Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you’re all the same,”replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says,”You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship.”
Shocked, Spielberg replies, “It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me.”
The Chinese replies, “Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you’re all the same.”
WeddingQuery. …… ……. (SQL Style)
SE LECT Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalan ce FROM FatherInLaw
UPDATE MyBankAccout SET MyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal
UPDATE MyLocker SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherInLawGold
INSERT INTO MyCarShed VALUES (‘BMW’)
Then the wife writes the below query: