Jokes by RUBEL

A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.

As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, “You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor , get outta here.”

The astonished Chinese man replied, “It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor , it was the Japanese”.

“Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you’re all the same,”replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says,”You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship.”

Shocked, Spielberg replies, “It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me.”

The Chinese replies, “Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you’re all the same.”

WeddingQuery. …… ……. (SQL Style)

WeddingQuery. …… ……. (SQL Style) 

CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage BrideGroom Male (25) , Bride Female(20) AS BEGIN SELECT Bride FROM india_ Brides WHERE FatherInLaw = ‘Millionaire’   AND Count(Car) > 20   AND HouseStatus =’ThreeStoreyed’ AND BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH ,BE ,Degree ,MCA ,MiBA) AND Having  Brothers= Null   AND Sisters =Null

SE LECT
Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalan ce FROM FatherInLaw    
UPDATE
MyBankAccout SET MyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal
UPDATE
MyLocker SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherInLawGold
INSERT INTO
MyCarShed VALUES (‘BMW’)
END
GO

Then the wife writes the below query:

DROP
HUSBAND;
Commit;