WeddingQuery. …… ……. (SQL Style)

January 10, 2008 at 5:01 am | Posted in Jokes | 3 Comments
Tags: nice, sql query

WeddingQuery. …… ……. (SQL Style) 

CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage BrideGroom Male (25) , Bride Female(20) AS BEGIN SELECT Bride FROM india_ Brides WHERE FatherInLaw = ‘Millionaire’   AND Count(Car) > 20   AND HouseStatus =’ThreeStoreyed’ AND BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH ,BE ,Degree ,MCA ,MiBA) AND Having  Brothers= Null   AND Sisters =Null

SE LECT Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalan ce FROM FatherInLaw    
UPDATE MyBankAccout SET MyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal
UPDATE MyLocker SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherInLawGold
INSERT INTO MyCarShed VALUES (‘BMW’)
END
GO

Then the wife writes the below query:

DROP HUSBAND;
Commit;